NOOBS' PARADISE is all about the natter. It takes place on the expanded Hellendorn map with two natter (spawning) bases. The natters have been modded for endless flight (with turbo) and hovering. The (harrier) goblins have also been modded for vertical flight & turbo.

Forward (turbo) flight "w" key both natter & goblin. Reverse natter and vertical goblin "right mouse click". Reverse goblin "s" key.

Red circles are the locations of the natters and goblins. The blue circles indicate stored tanks and flaks. Yellow circles show machine gun nests. Allied may spawn at A,1 and Axis can spawn at F,8.

NOOBS' PARADISE is for the flyboys who love mass NOOB carnage. If you think its just another bren map you are the NOOB. There are many ways to bring down the natter with over 7 flakpanzers and 4 goblins. Its more of a survival game knowing where the natters are and when/where your opponent(s) spawns. Some funny things happen when I play. I usually end up fighting 1 or 2 people who have figured out the map and the natter cycles. This is the best fight of all trying figure out your opponents next move (habits). This map can be horrible if you get caught in a natter cycle. Here are a couple of hints to break the cycle. 1) Spawn somewhere else. 2) Delay your spawn time. This is a team death match map.

Natter Movies

Update (4-27-08): Reload for both allied and axis planes in E,1. Look for the two flag poles and fly between them (thanks for the help on that Zoo).